Tuesday, 13 January 2015

The Mushroomship of the Ring

 
#On The Way To Bree

Sam: What's that noise?

Pippin and Merry suddenly ran out of the corn into them, their arms full of vegetables.

Pippin: uh

Merry: We were just, uh, borrowing some vegetables......

at that moment, a loud shout and dogs barking sent Merry and Pippin, followed by Frodo and Sam to the road where they found......

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms!

Frodo: Uh, could we, uh, just get off the road for a sec?

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms.............mushrooms.......

Frodo: Guys?

Sam/Merry/Pippin: WHAT?!

Frodo: GET OFF THE ROAD!

Sam/Merry/Pippin(mournfully): Mushrooms.............

they got off the road just in time, for a rider in black came into sight, and stopped and got off where they were hiding.

B.R#8: sniff, smell, Ring find Ring, sniff, smell, Ring find Ring!

Frodo: You have a one track mind

Sam/Merry/Pippin(dreamily) Mushrooms.............

B.R#8: Mushrooms? where?

Sam/Merry/Pippin(dreamily) Mushrooms.............Mushrooms

while B.R#8 went off looking for mushrooms, Frodo dragged the 3 mushroom addicts away.


#Bree: The Prancing Pony

Mr.Butterbur: Well, this is strange! 4 HOBBITS! what are your names?

Frodo: uh

Sam: uh

Merry: we didn't expect this

Pippin(dreamily):Mushrooms.....................

Mr.Butterbur: MUSHROOMS?

Frodo: UH. yeah. Is Gandalf here?

Mr.Butterbur: Tall fellow, pointy hat, excessively fond of turning people into worms?

Frodo/Sam/Merry/Pippin: Yes

Mr.Butterbur: No. He got mad and left in a temper when I told him not to turn my guests into worms. I hope that's not inconvenient?  

Frodo: No. It's very inconvenient. We'll stay the night. And we want food.

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms..................

They went to the diner room, where Frodo disappeared, reappeared, met Strider, talked with him, and Strider got the hobbits to take rooms elsewhere, for that night............

B.R#1: Kill hobbits

B.R#2: Take Ring

B.R#3: Take Ring back to Mordor

B.R'S#4,5,6,7,8, & 9: Win war

They all cheered, and raised their daggers and tried to kill the pillows.

B.R#1: No hobbits

B.R#2: No Ring

B.R#3: Can't Ring back to Mordor

B.R 'S#4,5,6,7,8 & 9: Don't win war

where upon they all started to cry

B.R#1: Track hobbits and kill them

B.R#2: Take Ring to Mordor

B.R#3: Hey! I'M supposed to say that!

B.R#8: mushrooms

B.R#1: huh? whatever. get a move on and forget the mushrooms

they rode away, B.R#8 mumbling, "Mushrooms"


#On the way to Weathertop                                                                   

Strider: Wake up rise and shine! The Riders are gone, the ponies are stolen, and we have to walk!

Frodo: Oh no. Not MORE walking! with heavy packs!

Strider: Oh yes! MORE walking! with heavy packs!

Sam: There's a pony called Bill waiting out side carrying all of our stuff.

Strider/Frodo/Merry/Pippin: Whaaaaaa? how did you know?!

Sam: I saw it in dream.

Strider/Frodo/Merry/Pippin: Oooooooooooooooooh.

Merry/Sam/Pippin(hopefully): Mushrooms?

Frodo: No. GET MOVING AND FORGET THE MUSHROOMS

                                                    LATER:

Pippin: Strider, What about breakfast?

Strider: You had breakfast.

Pippin: Apples don't count.

Strider: Your fat. You need to fast

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