THE MUSHROOMSHIP OF THE RING
Gandalf: Frodo my dear lad! GET IN THE CART!
Frodo(hurt expression): Fine. Whatcha doing here?
Gandalf: DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF WIZARDS, OR THEY WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAGNIFICENT WORM.
Frodo(not listening to Gandalf's warning):Do you know you are a disturber of the peace?
Gandalf: Why didn't it work? no matter. Take me to your uncle, Frodo
Gandalf: Because I need to steal your uncle's Ring in a roundabout way and send someone on a life threatening quest to destroy it.
Frodo: oh I see.
Bilbo(maniacal laugh): HAHA I DONT LIKE HALF OF YOU AND I DONT KNOW HALF OF YOU! GOODBYE LOSERS!
he vanished in a cloud of smoke and a BANG!
Frodo: Take it! Gandalf! please take it!
Gandalf: Stop cowering like a magnificent worm, and get on your way to Rivendell.
Gandalf: You promised, remember?
Frodo: I did? (he looked extremely confused) I never said anything about going to Rivendell.
Gandalf: You have 1 minute to pack.
He suddenly pulled Samwise Gamgee out of the garden.
Gandalf: Samwise Gamgee! tell me everything you heard, or I'll turn you
into a magnificent worm!
Sam: Worm? Yes magnificent things worms are. Good for the garden
Gandalf(sigh): go pack Sam
Gandalf(with exaggerated patience): Your going with Frodo
Sam: oh. I see. What about the worms?