the other day I felt I a little inspired to write some Christmas carol parodies. And this is what I came up with:
(this one is sung to that part from Jingle Bells 'dashing through the snow.....')
Dashing through the air, with a pair of broken claws,
Smaug is having fun, but he's smashing into houses!
The Lake is glowing red, Smaug's about to die,
Rushing through the hospital with a black arrow in his chest!
(this one is sung to the song, 'Grandma Got run over by a Reindeer')
Oh! Thorin got run over by a reindeer, walking home from the Iron Hills Christmas Eve!
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Dain, we believe,
He'd been drinking to much root beer, and we begged him not to go,
But he'd forgot his sword, and so he stumbled out the door into the snow.
please tell me what you think about them in le comments below!